"I think I should go to the doctor before it gets infected again."These are as described to me by the LovelyWife.
"It only hurts because I got it pierced again last night."
"She doesn't want the fuckin' gear box she only wants the tyres."
"Can you squeeze it for me?"
This is the mental picture I have when she relays these

How dare you post photos and conversations of my relatives without my permission.
ReplyDeleteEEEE...and EWWWWW.
ReplyDeleteI feel remarkably grossed out by that, especially when you run them altogether.