Monday, November 20, 2006

I love my wife

Lame breakfast TV hosts: Today we're talking about hygeine and in particular, we're asking 'how clean is your fridge'?

Lame breakfast TV guest: Now not many people know this, but on average people clean their toilets 5 times more often than they clean their fridges.

Lame breakfast TV hosts:
Ewww, that's gross.

The LovelyWife: That's because not many people take a crap in their fridge, morons!


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:17 pm

    Let's see now...

    Queen of the One Liners...

    Never says anything I don't agree with...

    Wot's not to love?

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  2. Anonymous8:27 am

    *chuckles* Good call.

    I think I was watching that. Then I had to turn the fucker off after they were showing photo's of Mel and Nat lookalikes.

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  3. Anonymous8:30 am

    Actually, sorry to be a comment slut here, but that totally reminded me of Anchorman:

    "You did a poop in the fridge? How could you do that? No really, I'm not even angry. That's amazing.

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  4. Then I had to turn the fucker off after they were showing photo's of Mel and Nat lookalikes.

    Eee gads. It's as if that show is designed to lower your IQ.

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