Everyone! Quick! Quick! Look over there!
What? Look, back to what we woz saysing about teh climate changez….
No! Over there! Over there!
Huh? What are you talking about?!
Hmmm, now let me see….um…what’s something that people like me for….ah!
That’s it! I’m the man of steel!
Ok! Ok! Get this – that guy over there….
What about him?
He um, uh, TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
What?
TERRORIST! TERRORIST! If you don’t stop what you’re doing and look where I’m pointing, we’re all going to die!
Ooooo! I can see! He's right! Everyone, look away from what you're doing and look over there!
Where? Where? Lemme see!
There! Look! He’s giving terrorism the thumbs-up! It’s proof, I tells ya.
Oh yeah! I totally forget what I was thinking about before! This is much more important!
Yessssssssss! Still got it!
2 comments:
So still home with a sore neck and you decide to torture the rest of the blogosphere. The least you could have done was arrange a virtual boxing glove for that smug little rodent.
Brilliance!
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