Image digitally enhanced. Your PM doesn't actually look this good.
The current fuss is about whether Parliament will sit next week, with K-Rudd blathering on about waste of tax-payers' dollars if the MPs fly in for a week of pointless sittings.
Apparently businesses want it out of the way soon too, so that the hoards are not distracted from the sacred annual ritual of emptying wallets and savings accounts in celebration of the birth of Christ.
My general reaction was "Meh".
But then I learnt that Aussie's (Parliament House 'cafe') doesn't know how much milk to order for next week.
It's clearly time to end the madness and uncertainty.
Just call the bloody thing and let us spank your botty good and proper, John.