Monday, April 16, 2007

Eat sh*t and die play

Hot new trend in children’s toys – eating sh*t.

For realz.

Even from this most crappy youtoob movie (I can't believe it isn't more widely available, it is freakin' hilarious) you can see the hours of fun your chidlers will have feeding the doggy, pumping his tail and collecting his little chocolate tic tacs plastic poos.


Why go to the park and play with your real dog, when you can stay in and pretend to live your life.

However, a bit more investigating reveals this toy only comes with one kind of brown pellet.

The set doesn’t come with separate food and poo pellets - they are the same freaking pellets.

So essentially we are teaching children to feed dogs their own poo.

I haven’t been this disturbed since the unfortunate Joe Hockey + speedos incident.


Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Baby Alive. *Shudder*. What child wants to play with a doll that 'poops'?

shula said...

Good Ol' Barbie.

Never ceases to amaze me.

JahTeh said...

Joe Hockey and Speedos? Speedos and Joe Hockey? That image is going to haunt me for ever and ever.

It's bad enough cleaning up after a real dog without doing it for a plastic one. On this subject, my latest beading book from America, land of the mental midgets, comes a lovely beaded bag for holding the poop bags for walking the dog. Very tasteful, clips to the leash and a great way to make your butch dog blush.