Even from this most crappy youtoob movie (I can't believe it isn't more widely available, it is freakin' hilarious) you can see the hours of fun your chidlers will have feeding the doggy, pumping his tail and collecting his little
Why go to the park and play with your real dog, when you can stay in and pretend to live your life.
However, a bit more investigating reveals this toy only comes with one kind of brown pellet.
The set doesn’t come with separate food and poo pellets - they are the same freaking pellets.
So essentially we are teaching children to feed dogs their own poo.
I haven’t been this disturbed since the unfortunate Joe Hockey + speedos incident.