Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Out of office

I don't give a crap about your email am currently out of the office.

I will ignore respond to your timewasting hassle email when I return with post-holiday depression so bad I'll likely just delete your email straight away.

If the matter is something you've kindly left to the last minute urgent, please contact anyone but me and they will hopefully repay your kindness in coming to us at the last minute with a half-baked response sent exactly 5 minutes after the point at which we were so late with our response, you could no longer use it.

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