Thursday, July 26, 2007

And the Nobel Prize for Chavism goes to...

I know, I know - but this picture is apt. It shows where the baby came from...

Proud parents Jordan and Peter Andre have landed their new child with a mouthful of a moniker . . . PRINCESS TIAAMII.

They chose the barmy name - pronounced tee-ah-me - as a tribute to their parents.

Andre's mother is called Thea, while Jordan's mother's name is Amy.
As the LovelyWife notes, looks a little bit like an insurance company acronym. No child should be burdened with that many superfluous vowels.

How many more of these name-crimes must we endure before a UN resolution is passed requiring worldwide adoption of the Hungarian and Danish approach of instituting an official list of baby names?!?!

Won't someone please think of the children!

Closer to home:

I honestly don't know which is worse.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

is it just me or has macdonalds (or hungry jacks?) gone for the advertising joke - this fella used to be well cool and he named a burger - so we went to him again but it turns out he is now a poof - and obviously we (mcdonalds) don't want nothing to do with poofs

maybe i am reading into it sinister elements that aren't really there ??

Sam said...

Chavtastic, definitely - but I admit with red face that images of PA like that, circa 1992, along with a young upstart called 'Marky Mark' in CKs, did help to confirm my emerging love of cock.

From what I've heard, however, the baby would not have come from that region, as that would imply PA went within 10 yards of a woman (if you can call Jordan that), and apparently he's as lady-adverse as Callea and Hayes.

Sam said...

Adverse = averse.

Sam said...

Oh, you say that about everyone!

And "Tiaamii" is definitely worse than "Shaylana". The former has all those unsightly double letters. Why not just Tiami?

Lad Litter said...

The Danes and Hungarians do have a point. I'm sure Princess Mary would have called her boy Jayden if she could have.

Anonymous said...

Do you realise that there's also an accent on the first a?

"We’ve put an accent over the first ‘a’ to make it a bit more exotic and two ‘i’s at the end just to make it look a bit different. "

Bwahahahaha. At least Shaylana has a normal middle name she can use...

(weasel)

Anonymous said...

You should check out the Bad Baby Name Site if you want a good laugh. There's some winners there. Toolio deSac, however, remains my favourite of them all.