Sunday, August 12, 2007

Oh that's right, I have a blog

Meaningless things from my life you've missed hearing about lately:
  • The woman, a full-time employee, in the LovelyWife's team at work who said she wasn't going to be at work the next day because she "wasn't available that day" (how do people get away with crepe like that?!);
  • The woman who lives across the road from my parents has named her daughter "Emmasyn";
  • The woman at the LovelyWife's work who spent a morning randomly touching fellow employees with her new, vibrating "OH&S hand splint", that she bought at Fyshwick;
  • I will never tire of the the audition phase of Idol; and
  • The other day my need for caffeine completely overtook my principles and I bought a coffee from these shmucks, who we all know are in bed with these rabid oxygen-thieves. I feel very dirty. If I can't maintain pointless protests through meaningless product boycotts, what do I have left to live for?


Anonymous said...

Maintain the strength of your convictions sister – you have wronged, but as long as you feel very dirty I will forgive you

And you can do it again and again and again - endlessly – and as long as you feel dirty and as long as you ask for forgiveness each time after contributing financially to that evil organisation, then you will be fine

Oh and you have to build monuments to me and tell me every day how great I am

and believe some really unbelievable stuff

But enough of this rubbish about “meaningless product boycotts” – otherwise you might as well start watching a current affair

Scott said...

Please don't ever leave for such a span of time again.

comicstriphero said...

Well Scott, I wish I could live up to your expectations.

But, as a wise woman once said, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right...