Check out Kylie’s “new do”.
Not bad, I say.
Now, I would like to call up the 431st rule of pop culture news reporting which says that:
“any female celebrity that chooses a very short haircut is secretly a lesbian and is absolutely begging for the tabloid press to print salacious rumours and sensationalist articles along these lines.”
(This comes right after the slightly related 430th rule of pop culture news reporting that says that: “any male celebrity that loses a bit of weight or looks a bit pale, and who happens not to have a girlfriend at that time, is secretly gay and has HIV, etc etc”).
Because of this I will be scanning the tabloids and women’s mags and will be the first to report to you when rule 431 comes into play (I swear, I wouldn’t normally look at those publications, it’s just for this blog you know).
I guess though, there is always the possibility that pop culture news reporting rule 12 will come into play - that being that an Australian celebrity that battles a high profile disease can do no wrong and shall be venerated and revered beyond belief. No chance of the tasty rumours in that case then I'm afraid...