As the LovelyWife is being particularly lovely this evening and cooking me a rack of
I have interrupted this erstwhile diverting activity to break in and let you all know about THE WORST BABY NAME EVER. Either that, or there are no sub-editors at the SMH this week and this name is some kind of typo because no child's name could possibly be this horrific, dismaying and ghastly.
Here it is, laydeez and gentlemen:
Now, I know I previously lamented the invasion of 'Georgias' (or, even, 'Jorja'), but 'Jaygen'? Come on people.
And this is even before I've resorted to perusing the birth notices in the Illawara
Hold the phone! I've just started browsing the Mockery pages and... ta da!
As the LovelyWife just said "fuck me sideways, that is hoarey."
I've also just found:
I don't care what anyone says, I would be forced to pronounce that "charl-eye".
But, just like Vanessa Williams, I've gone and saved the best for last. Oh boy oh boy.
Have I found the bogan-name bonanza we've all been waiting for! So many delights in the one birth notice!
FALLINS (nee Mahony).-
17/04/06. Kathryn, Vince and Ty are very proud to announce the safe arrival of their second precious grandchild and niece
Congratulations and all our love to Chad, Raylee, Jayden and our precious princess Paris Jade.
I don't think there is anything I can add to that, quite frankly.
Enjoy your evening.