Poll dive

Recently leaked Crosby-Textor analysis has revealed the following reasons the electorate I despise Carl Risely:

• The hat
• The song
• The complete lack of talent
• The hat
  
• The artless mimicking of my mortal enemy, Michael Buble
• The rancid jingoism and exploitation of being in the Navy (you play a freaking trumpet, you retard!)
• The hat
  

Also, Carl, when asked why you chose Waltzing Matilda did you have to say “because I’m Aussie”?

I mean, I never would have guessed you are. Not with the show being called FRICKIN’ AUSTRALIAN IDOL or anything.

But, obviously, Carl thinks this says something about his personality. And, despite the obvious point that highlighting an attribute that is common to about 20 million people shouldn’t suffice as a means of distinguishing yourself amongst a group of 12 people, I think it does say something about his personality.

Pictorially, some other people happy to select "Aussieness" as a defining characteristic:






'Nuff said, Carl.