Thursday, September 28, 2006

Stuff wot one shouldn't have to overhear in the office

"I think I should go to the doctor before it gets infected again."

"It only hurts because I got it pierced again last night."

"She doesn't want the fuckin' gear box she only wants the tyres."

"Can you squeeze it for me?"
These are as described to me by the LovelyWife.

This is the mental picture I have when she relays these antidotes anecdotes:

2 comments:

JahTeh said...

How dare you post photos and conversations of my relatives without my permission.

shula said...

EEEE...and EWWWWW.

I feel remarkably grossed out by that, especially when you run them altogether.