Monday, May 01, 2006

Corn fakes

Did you get a load of Big Brother last night?

To go with the suprising number of fake boobs in this series, there was a fake eviction.

How cringetasticly fake was Camilla’s reaction to her fake eviction – “No, it’s alright, this is good thing. A really good thing.”

Yeah right.

Way to over-compensate for your obvious disappointment, in a totally and tragically unconvincing manner, Camilla.

Secondly, didn’t Michael look as if he was about to puke when the mother-daughter ‘twist’ was revealed before he could find the truth himself. Ha! Suffer in your jocks, jerk.

Speaking of jerks, it was most revealing to hear David’s reasons for nominating Dino. Ie, that Dino is a flaming homophobe who, despite knowing about David’s 100% gayness, still insists on making homophobic jokes and remarks.

Here’s a special MS paint creation that I think accurately depicts Dino’s personality:



And to think I chose him in our crappy $10 winning housemate bet. Nuts.

4 comments:

Georg said...

Yes, it was all a bit confusing (but maybe that was the red wine...)

The reaction of the blonde chick when she found out the other one nominated her was priceless. Talk about negative body language.

Don't worry, I wouldn't even recognise the bloke I backed in our bet.

weasel said...

You neglect to mention that David is a fucktard too.

I really can't muster much sympathy for a guy who is complaining about homophobia yet is a National Party member.

I hope they introduce a flaming homo intruder who will reveal the extent of David's internalised homophobia... and yet also drive him crazy because he's his only chance of a root for 3 months.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha

comicstriphero said...

I really can't muster much sympathy for a guy who is complaining about homophobia yet is a National Party member.

Yes, I can see your point. Also discussed over at Queer Penguin.

But in the end, Dino is still a jerk. So I think my point stands up rather well. Particularly because of my 1337 MS paint skillz.

weasel said...

Yep, I vote for a radical kweer leftie type to be an intruder to piss them BOTH off.