Is it too early to start making fun of dem miners yet?
Meh, probably not.
So, stuck 1km underground with only egg sandwiches and Foo Fighters on an iPod to keep you going.
Above ground with Shannon Noll and Eddie McGuire.
Not a hard choice really. Where's my shovel and miner's hat?
Edit: The LovelyWife says "if we're allowed to make fun of them now, what the heck kind of name is 'Brant' anyway?! I don't want to be mean - sure, he's just spent 2 weeks underground, but surely his parents weren't stuck underground when they named him!"