Monday, May 08, 2006

Currently scrubbing my eyes with steel wool

So along with seeing Katie Holmes pregnant with Tom Cruise’s baby, this picture of Nikki Webster and the movie “The 40-Year Old Virgin”, I now have a new addition to 2006’s list of things that make me want to gouge out my eyes lest I ever see them again.

Shane Warne in raunchy, raucous and randy romp. SURPRISE. Or not.

I don't really care what Shane Warne gets up to in his private time, as long as I don't have to see pictures of it and have the image of him in undies burnt onto my retinas for all eternity.

I feel like those kids on You Can’t Do That on TV when they find out what is in the burgers at Barf’s Burgers...BARF!

Most of all though, I think it’s the playboy undies that is causing the reappearance of my breakfast (not sure if it is visible from that photo, but he is wearing them, I promise).

Now I guess the only way the guy could have any less class would be if... ummmm...


Hang on, I'm sure there's something....


Ampersand Duck said...

I'm not sure if it was right of you to share that. Now I feel infected.
In fact, I'll let your Blogger doorbitch say it for me:


Zoe said...


Doorbitch is so onto you - shqtq!

JahTeh said...

Where's his mobile?