"It's funny how some people seem to have the same bladder timetable. I always see the same people in the toilets when I go."
And I'm like, shut up! Shut up about your bladder right now!
Aren't there some things that you just don't talk about with strangers?
I mean, I'm trying to be all uptight and reserved over here and I definitely don't want to hear about your freakin' bladder.
And who the heck comes up with something like "bladder timetable"?!?!
Talking to complete strangers about your whizzing frequency - not quite as bad as having someone talking to you from the next cubicle whilst 'taking care of business', but pretty close!