Then don't be watching TV on Sunday night. Channel Nein has 'secured' the interview.
"F*ck! I never want to hear another f*cking word about that f*cking mining sh*t!" is something I'm sure I recall the LovelyWife saying or more than one occaision of late, bless her heart (and potty-mouth).
To cope, we should probably come up with some kind of drinking game for the interview.
Here are some starting suggestions:
Tracey Grimshaw asks "how they felt when [insert event/timeframe here]" - take a chug
Tracey Grimshaw asks "what kept you going down there" - take a chug
Tracey Grimshaw or the network voiceover use the word 'hero' - double chugs
Tracey Grimshaw asks "whose helmet was used as the toilet" - three chugs!
Tracey Grimshaw asks "would you have eaten the other bloke if he'd died" - double chugs
Todd and Brant display 'trademark sense of humour' or 'larrikin streak' - take a chug
Todd and Brant get teary - double chugs
Todd and Brant somehow manage to link their predicament to WorkChoices - scull! scull! scull! scull!
Hmmm, think I'd better start stocking up on alcy-hol right now!