But, boy howdy Australia! Now we've got one up on all of youse! And I'm not just talking about our generous bicycle lanes and ability to buy grog in the supermarket.
Nyah nyah, us capital gays can now get formal recognition of our relationships.
That is, until the
So the LovelyWife and I must now make plans to make our beautiful relationship a mere formality. Good for us!
Although, I feel a bit sad for all you straight people. According to the Churchies, you're relationships are all doomed! (cue thunder and lightning and dramatic music)
For some reason, I'm not quite sure what (the Churchies don't always like to make themselves entirely clear on this point), the fact that we now have
So all you nice, normal, straight people better start planning your divorces now. My advice would be to get in early, as I reckon the ACT bureaucracy is going to be pretty busy soon with all us gays getting 'recognised' and all you straight people ending your relationships because of that.
I'm sorry, I know it is a harsh situation to have to come to grips with. But you can't argue with the searingly brilliant logic of the Churchies' argument on this one.
PS $10 says that it will only take a couple of months for the Federal Government to have legislation ready to overturn the ACT's civil union laws.