Sunday, May 14, 2006

Intruder alert



Say hello to Big Brother intruder Robert.

That is, if you haven't run away screaming in terror. "The eyebrows horror! The eyebrows horror!"

He's really got that whole "no one will notice I'm balding if I just grow my hair a little long and flop it forwards just so" thing down pattern baldness.

On the plus side, Gretel will be pleased to know that following Robert's entry into the house on Tuesday, she will no longer have to worry about being the most botoxed person on the show.

What with Karen and Krystal's boob jobs, Gretel's "face" and now Robert, I'm starting to wonder if this whole series isn't just a big cross promotion for another run of Nip Tuck...

5 comments:

Zoe said...

I sense stonewash denim - I'm sure he used to be in Pseudo Echo. Or was it Real Life?

weasel said...

I KNEW you'd comment on him straight away...

How do you reckon David will treat him? My guess is that the internalised homophobia will come out, Australia will love David, and kids will get taught that it's OK to be gay as long as you;re not one of *those* gays...

...all of which ignores the extent to which David *is* one of *those* gays...

Sam said...

Evul! Eeeeeeeeeevul!!

Scottie said...

http://www.gaydar.com.au/hiqlty

Teehee...

weasel said...

It doesn't look like the same guy to me, but if it is I wonder why he changed his look to be so much more effeminate and unattractive (not equating the 2, but badly overplucked eyebrows are definitely effeminate and categorically bad).

Also, I wonder if he will talk about his love of 'watersports' as openly as David discussed ass fucking?